Vaccines, homeschooling and dentistry – 19 funny takes on this pandemic life

We’ve been keeping a close eye on Twitter for signs of a lingering sense of humour about the pandemic. We’re happy to report that it’s still alive and thriving, and these tweets prove it.

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When the polio vaccine dropped in 1955 people lined up to get it, & we were 2 years away from artificial satellites. Now in 2021 we carry external world-brains in our pockets & there’s robots on Mars and idiots think the COVID vaccine is full of wizard poison.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 6, 2021

2.

Time to handle the pandemic myself pic.twitter.com/4Rvya9F4Vi

— Bird (@BirdExecutive) April 5, 2021

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If you get a Vaccine Passport, you have to pass through Cootie Free at the airport

— Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) April 4, 2021

4.

HOW ARE WE A YEAR INTO THIS AND NO ONE HAS GIVEN CHRIS WITTY A CLICKER TO MOVE THE SLIDES ON HIMSELF. YOU'VE GOT 2.6MIL FOR A BRIEFING ROOM THAT LOOKS LIKE A TORY WANKATORIUM BUT NOT 13.99 FOR A CLICKER

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) April 5, 2021

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I’ll be honest – the thing I miss most about going to the movies is the excuse to eat complete and utter garbage in the dark.

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 7, 2021

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Ban driving licenses! They create a two tier society between those who have proved they are safe to drive and those who are a massive danger to others. pic.twitter.com/1HqL1Fwspq

— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) April 6, 2021

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This school year has me asking questions like how many times can my child be late to her Zoom class before the school sends a truancy officer to the house?

— Raw Motherhood (@MetteAngerhofer) April 7, 2021

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i made an extremely stupid, pointless and niche but somewhat relatable meme pic.twitter.com/dqU8GB7j79

— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) April 6, 2021

9.

Covid passports are going to be tricky to introduce but we will definitely need them for international travel and Wetherspoons

— dave (@davemacladd) April 5, 2021

10.

Thanks to Covid-19, we'll be having to do our own orthodontics soon. Brace yourselves.

— Has-bean dad joker (@AllanForsyth) April 3, 2021

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