SNL star Pete Davidson has discovered he has a new accolade to add to his CV – a vibrator with his face on it.
The comedian, whose ‘big d**k energy’ was the talk of 2018, appeared on the latest edition of Weekend Update and revealed that he was now the literal face of a sex toy.
While talking about his home of Staten Island, New York, Pete joked that he wasn’t as liked there as his co-star and fellow native, Colin Jost.
‘That’s not true, people like you,’ Colin told him, causing Pete to say it was not quite in the ‘right way’.
‘I don’t get to host the Emmys like you and [Michael] Che,’ Pete told him.
‘…But I did just find out that there’s an Etsy store selling Pete Davidson vibrators!’
Displaying the ad (which we’ve checked, and is legit), Pete added: ‘How weird is that? You can buy a vibrator with my face on for $15, or one without my face for $20!
‘I don’t even get a cut of the profits! Now I know how [Dave] Chappelle feels.’
But hey Pete, be fair – at least 10% of the profits go to breast cancer research, apparently.
However, he did realise that it may be useful as a tool to get people to stay at home during the New York lockdowns – particularly after Staten Island, one of the worst hit Covid areas of the entire state, held a protest about eating outside.
‘Everyone wants to go have fun, but there’s plenty of stuff you can do at home… like use your official Pete Davidson vibrator!,’ he declared.
Colin then quizzed: ‘I didn’t realise it’s official now?’
‘I just decided it was,’ he added. ‘It’s a quality item, and it’s weirdly accurate… how did they know how white it is?!’
…We’re not going to ask.
Saturday Night Live airs weekly on NBC in the US.
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