A floating Trump rally on Lake Travis in Austin, Texas, went badly wrong when several boats were overturned, probably due to the wake from so many larger vessels setting off at once, according to experts.
#BREAKING: Multiple boats are either in distress or have sunk on Lake Travis in Texas during a Trump Boat Parade#DonaldTrump#Dumbkirk #Texas #BoatParade pic.twitter.com/HYPRUVwBDp
— Rahul Upadhyay (@rahulrajnews) September 5, 2020
The President wasn’t there, as he was too busy preparing for the election.
Wish I could join you, but totally focused on November 3rd. Thank you! #MAGA pic.twitter.com/bZ31JCgz99
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 6, 2020
*Coughs* GOLFING!
EARLIER: President Trump went golfing again on Sunday at his Virginia golf club. pic.twitter.com/7R3ij0TqMQ
— The Hill (@thehill) September 7, 2020
Clearly, there were conclusions to be drawn from the omnishambles, and Twitter was willing and able to do so.
1.
Women and Klansman first!! #LakeTravis#Dumbkirk#YachtsAndPrayers
pic.twitter.com/s89tyO8HQc
— Billy Baldwin (@BillyBaldwin) September 5, 2020
2.
Trump supporters held a parade and now the boats are sinking.
Who the hell is writing the script for 2020 this is so extra. https://t.co/bTANS5ixQy
— Keri Blakinger (@keribla) September 5, 2020
3.
The disastrous Trump boat rally mirrors the current state of his campaign.pic.twitter.com/HikM0O5KHf
— Jon Cooper
(@joncoopertweets) September 5, 2020
4.
The Trump boat parade fiasco is funny because the little Trump boats thought they were driving with the big Trump boats and then the big Trump boats crushed them with waves and drove away like always.
— feminist next door (@emrazz) September 5, 2020
5.
The ones that sunk had pre-existing conditions
#TrumpBoatParade #DumbKirk https://t.co/zVL35cPplE
— Devin Nunes’ cow
6.
Let’s take the real irony away from this…
These fools representing Trump sunk their own boats. This lake doesn’t have major wakes like this. They literally sunk each other’s boats.
And there’s your sign. #LakeTravis #Dumbkirk pic.twitter.com/SuJaH8jEzH
— Skyleigh #BidenHarris Day198@
(@Sky_Lee_1) September 5, 2020
7.
It's not sinking, it's alternative buoyancy. #Dumbkirk pic.twitter.com/JBT8OM27Hj
— The Incredible Sulk (@turnup_thetweet) September 5, 2020
8.
Overheard as Trump’s Armada was sinking at #DumbKirk:
“Damn the soup can torpedoes – full speed ahead!”
— Christine Pelosi (@sfpelosi) September 5, 2020
9.
Q: What do you call a Trumpster bobbing in Lake Travis after his boat sank?
A: Proud Buoy
— The True American (@TheTrueAmerica5) September 6, 2020
10.
Lake Travis Sabotage>Bowling Green Massacre
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) September 6, 2020
11.
I mean, I guess I’m fine with you having a Trump boat I just wish you wouldn’t shove it down my lake.
— Chasten Buttigieg (@Chasten) September 6, 2020
Hats off to @very_actually for this apt tip.
Next time they should boat by mail#Dumbkirk
— Not very complicated. (@very_actually) September 5, 2020
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This supercut of Donald Trump getting people’s names wrong is quite the watch
Source Rahul Upadhyay Image Screengrab h/t Bob Daemmrich
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