Although some socially distanced indoor performances are allowed in theatres, as of the 15th of August, performance in general is very thin on the ground due to the coronavirus, and there’s no way of knowing when – or if – many theatres will reopen.
The @LondonTheatre1 Twitter account will be one place to get that kind of news when it breaks, but in the meantime, they asked people this question.
What’s something you can say during sex and at the theatre? #theatrefun
— @LondonTheatre1 (@LondonTheatre1) August 18, 2020
Tweeters stepped up – and these were the funniest answers we saw – not all of them safe for work, obviously.
1.
Phones off, no filming. https://t.co/Q0i32y5pnZ
— Sara Pascoe (@sarapascoe) August 19, 2020
2.
I found your entrance very moving. https://t.co/UxHAxFdj61
— Stephen McGann (@StephenMcGann) August 19, 2020
3.
SHUSH. https://t.co/gy1ba4eseP
— Dan Cullen-Shute (@creature_dan) August 19, 2020
4.
Andrew Lloyd Webber says I have to spray myself with disinfectant before going in there. https://t.co/1k545fu9Bm
— Tom Peck (@tompeck) August 19, 2020
5.
This would have been better with Lulu. https://t.co/fzgkzZBIlV
— David Quantick (@quantick) August 18, 2020
6.
Wake up, it's nearly over. https://t.co/yvUtO1vcQP
— Ricardo Autobahn (@ricardoautobahn) August 19, 2020
7.
I preferred the understudy last week… #theatrefun
— @LondonTheatre1 (@LondonTheatre1) August 18, 2020
8.
"what's my motivation?" https://t.co/CNRsTxtmcw
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) August 19, 2020
9.
What a lovely set.
— David Morrissey (@davemorrissey64) August 19, 2020
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