Because there’s literally nothing else important happening in the UK at the moment – (look_to_camera.gif) – the release of a photo of Carrie Symonds‘ and Boris Johnson‘s baby led to a very wild conspiracy theory.
Here’s the photo of the Downing Street baby, with his fiancée and their son, Wilfred.
And this tweet perfectly sums up the key points of the conspiracy theory, shared by hundreds of tweeters – apparently in all seriousness.
Most people, like author and comedy writer, Jim Felton, had a very different theory about baby Wilfred.
Don’t want to go all Occam’s razor on you but I think what we’re looking at here is some sort of large baby, a situation where two people have had a baby and it is a large baby.
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 19, 2020
There were a lot more funny takes, so we gathered our favourites.
1.
I can't say I'm unhappy about the fact that everyone is saying they are amazed at the enormous size of my Willie. #borisbaby pic.twitter.com/OIjtHOr9ze
— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) July 19, 2020
2.
Midwife: "How's he doing then?
Carrie: "Well he's twisty and moody, always wants a bottle, has a nap in the afternoon, he's got everyone running round after him, I hardly get a minutes peace, I'm shattered…
Midwife: And what about Wilfred? #borisbaby pic.twitter.com/2nEiLVkuG4— Stuart-lee Robson (@Roppa77) July 19, 2020
3.
I can totally understand the baby truthers thing. I'm pretty damn certain that is Boris Johnson's child but its so confusing to actually see him in the same room as one of his offspring, it's bound to raise questions.
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) July 19, 2020
4.
Babies of the highest mass can actually bend space time. The infamous babyzilla of 1948, who belonged to Hans schwarz, clocked in at 4509 chunguses and created a singularity.
This is where we get the term schwarzschild radius as measured by the national register of infant mass pic.twitter.com/6GBefoWYd2
— Dr Benjamin Janaway (@drjanaway) July 19, 2020
5.
the look of a proud father wondering what number this one is pic.twitter.com/R4uNcDgvJR
— end of daves
(@davemacladd) July 18, 2020
6.
Release the Big Baby report
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 19, 2020
7.
I do hope Sally Phillips and Wee Jimmy Krankie are being paid a decent fee for this…#borisbaby pic.twitter.com/nq9O2nVnQU
— junesim63 (@JuneSim63) July 18, 2020
8.
Carrie Symonds takes Wilfred to his first conservative friends of Russia meeting pic.twitter.com/ftNnaEnL9q
— European Unity #FBPE
(@EuropeanUnity1) July 19, 2020
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