Does a bear sh*t in the rice?

Over on Twitter, Katie – @redbeanbaby – shared this cute rice dish, that looks like Miffy found the Pool of Eternal Veg, or something.

under a blanket of tomato egg stirfry pic.twitter.com/BPnm6X0pzi

— katie (@redbeanbaby) June 16, 2022

The beautifully executed meal earned her some serious props.

i’ll marry whoever makes this for me https://t.co/oiOobQR5BQ

— mina (@v0idgf) August 18, 2022

LOOK HOW FREAKING CUTE!! Do you think you could eat this? #Food #foodart #foodphotography https://t.co/FrbI5ihiyp

— IndiDragonCon2022 (@helllyasssqueen) August 16, 2022

i don’t want to work i want to be under a blanket of tomato egg stirfry https://t.co/FVxV0O6rxX

— our beautiful rat king (@TENDERpbj) August 16, 2022

However, it reminded @songkisses of a previous attempt at culinary art that – how can we put this nicely? – got completely *@#$ed up.

throwback to when i tried to recreate this concept but mine looked like the bear shit himself and died https://t.co/dgdgTNBOYc pic.twitter.com/3wTe0fvoWc

— story of pickles (@songkisses) August 14, 2022

The poor bear may not have been the dish @songkisses would have wished, but it certainly put a smile on tweeters’ faces.

In hysterics over this https://t.co/GpARd7BmMl

— Alex von Tunzelmann (@alexvtunzelmann) August 16, 2022

One of the funniest things I have seen on here https://t.co/LGxlecsKC0

— Eddie Robson (@EddieRobson) August 16, 2022

this made my sides hurt from laughing omg https://t.co/8jSujmTPKy

— ENnie Nominated David! (@theinkedknight) August 16, 2022

That bear was m*rder*d https://t.co/rNAHEpAmDo

— ⚯͛ △⃒⃘ Bruce ϟ 9¾ (@Bruce_Cares) August 15, 2022

I enjoyed this tweet far too much. RIP https://t.co/yDNmduLIIa

— Tristan Fynn-Aiduenu (@TristanFAiduenu) August 15, 2022

Bear who shit himself and died pot roast is gonna be my official Sunday dinner for the 2022 nfl season https://t.co/D9lLAgH2pF

— 鲨鱼 (@kusini_atatokea) August 15, 2022

Let’s face it – it isn’t the first time a dish hasn’t gone right.