If the idea that Boris Johnson didn’t understand the Covid rules he’d helped to create seems a bit far-fetched to you, just wait until you see how much of a grasp Nadine Dorries has of her actual job.
@drlukeevansmp @nadinedorriesmp #parliament #Westminster #whatdoyoudoforaliving #mplife ♬ original sound – Dr Luke Evans MP
So many questions –
Does she really believe people ‘downstream’ films?
Where can we find our nearest tennis pitch?
Is the UK internet the same as British fish?
Has she offered herself up as a dead cat to distract from Johnson’s ever-deepening mess?
Has Luke Evans deliberately outed her ignorance because he’s after her job?
This might even be the first time a government minister has parodied themself.
Naturally, the clip landed on Twitter, and got exactly the response you’d expect.
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Nadine Dorries talks about her responsibility for digital strategy, by kind permission of the Elders Of The Internet. pic.twitter.com/r3JHWemeXe
— Parody Boris (@Parody_PM) April 22, 2022
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"Downstream your movies."
"Tennis pitches."
Digital, culture, media, and sport secretary Nadines Dorries proves she has no idea about digital, culture, media, or sport pic.twitter.com/8UJDHVIFXk
— PoliticsJOE (@PoliticsJOE_UK) April 22, 2022
3.
BREAKING
Questions are again being raised about the competence of Nadine Dorries, the Secretary of State for Culture, Media & Sport.
The major gaps in her knowledge appear to be around the areas of culture, media & sport.pic.twitter.com/M8LdMd7nEt
— Politics For You (@PoIitico4You) April 22, 2022
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An absolute fountain of hot piss https://t.co/nAi0MnChiW
— Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) April 22, 2022
5.
Couldn’t find an emoji for mince. https://t.co/0kLLYC0fwB
— Chris Addison
(@mrchrisaddison) April 22, 2022
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Just off to downstream a tennis pitch so I can exercise my sport. https://t.co/InelkPkFPu
— THE SECRET TORY
(@secrettory12) April 22, 2022
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Nadine Dorries watching Wimbledon. pic.twitter.com/1L4ogPFBni
— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) April 22, 2022
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OMG – It's real – Nadine Dorries really did do this!!!
https://t.co/O6zxUC7EfC
— Steve Bray Activist Against Brexit +Corrupt Tories (@snb19692) April 22, 2022
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Tennis pitches?
As Nadine Dorries clearly doesn't understand Culture, Media Or Sport, we can only conclude she is in the Cabinet to make all the other ministers look super-intelligent…
Well at least compared to her!
#Newsnight #ToriesUnfitToGovern #JohnsonOut88 https://t.co/pzARyZVdWV
— The Last Girly Swots to join Tw
tter!
(@TheLastPersont2) April 22, 2022
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This evening I will exercise my sport on a tennis pitch, and then go and play a leg of snooker with my pool bat. https://t.co/r7usBdmE8Z
— Russ Jones (@RussInCheshire) April 22, 2022
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Nadine Dorries thinks that every time it rains, it’s your photos getting lost from The Cloud
— Luiseach Ní Nia (@Luiseach) April 22, 2022
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Even I find Nadine Dorries embarrassing and I'm Liz Truss
— Parody Liz Truss (@LizTrussMP) April 22, 2022
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