Meanwhile, over on the Tinder app, this guy is out there writing an enormous bio when he could just have posted a photo of a massive red flag – or red flag bunting.
There’s a lot to read, but it’s worth it – just for the series of lessons in what not to put in a Tinder bio.
u/Piney630 named the post after the most ironic line.
“I’m actually a pretty nice guy. Maybe even too nice.”
38 and has an entire novel on how he’s a special, mature guy full of underlying messages about women being sluts and guys being douchebags. What a catch.
Katzabar
He has his own bank account
Gabriel_Issimo
Too bad I’m a foodie, swag swag.
toughinitout
Brags how he can have a conversation with mentioning sexual body parts… proceeds to make several references to sex and female body parts.
moderately-extremist
As if anyone is sending this guy their Instagram.
Also he dislikes ‘stickers on fruit’? Well gee, now I’m really turned on.
ash356
Lol seriously, what a catch, can’t believe he’s still single, it’s shocking.
HELLOhappyshop
Imagine writing a huge paragraph on how you’re a massive tw*t and ending it with “I’m actually a pretty nice guy”
spaceburrito3
u/melodyknows hit the nail on the head.
Yeah, the fact that his “nay” section is so much longer than his “yay” section tells me everything I need to know about him.
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This Tinder exchange came to an oddly abrupt end over one word
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