It’s impossible to say how rich Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is, because his wealth jumps so much per second, it’d be completely out of date by the time you read it. A ballpark figure, however, is something approaching $197 billion. yes, billion – with a b.
When news broke on Tuesday of his intention to step down from his current position to that of Executive Chairman, there were jokes there for the taking – and these nailed the delivery.
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Jeff Bezos is stepping down as CEO of Amazon later this year. Or tomorrow, if you’re a member of Amazon Prime.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) February 2, 2021
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I hope they get him a leaving present and just dump it behind his bins. https://t.co/0TzSyF9cp1
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) February 2, 2021
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I hope Jeff will be OK. Pension provision in retail can be shocking.
— Luke Vandore-Mackay (@LukeMackayCooks) February 2, 2021
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[Amazon Head Office]
JEFF BEZOS: Here is my resignation as CEO
BOARD MEMBER: Ok, thanks
JEFF BEZOS: I see you’ve liked my resignation. Perhaps you’d like these other resignations
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) February 2, 2021
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Jeff Bezos has stepped down from Amazon to pursue his true passion: Haunting an abandoned amusement park being investigated by stoners and their talking dog.
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) February 2, 2021
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can't believe jeff bezos is willing to go job hunting in this economy
— Justin “Hoops” McElroy (@JustinMcElroy) February 2, 2021
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Jeff Bezos delivering his single-page letter of resignation pic.twitter.com/w1BF5ifZYz
— Steve Blair (@UniversalExile) February 2, 2021
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Jeff Bezos worked long, difficult hours for little pay to fulfill his lifelong dream of making other people work long, difficult hours for little pay.
— (@Sundae_Gurl) February 2, 2021
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