Tough times breed creative innovation. The pandemic was bound to push us to our limits and make us think outside of the box.
That is the only explanation for what we’re about to discuss.
Behold the BallBag mask; a face mask designed to look like a set of testicles, complete with artfully wrinkled skin.
Why would you want to make the bottom half of your face look like actual balls?
That’s not something we can provide a definitive answer for, sorry.
The mask is the creation of Will from Blackpool, who goes by the name of Billy.
He says he wants the mask to spread happiness and joy wherever you wear it… because what’s more joyful than a set of crown jewels?
It’s made using skin-safe silicone and Billy can create masks to match your skin tone, so there’s no clash.
Billy says he’s already sold out of the first batch. Expect to see some people actually wearing BallBag masks out and about, then.
The product designer has experience with creative makeup and prosthetics, and started making balls when he needed a set of dangling testicles for a friend’s stag do.
Those testicles were a massive hit, so Billy decided to launch his own product line.
Along with the masks, Billy also makes testicle themed baubles, keyrings, coin purses, earrings, and even a wall hanging that looks like the tip of a penis.
You can take your pick from especially low hanging fruit or testicles with some added hair for realism.
While the BallBag face mask is currently sold out, Billy hopes to be opening orders back up soon.
So if you fancy your own, keep an eye on the product page and be ready to part with £24.99.
In the meantime, do feel free to buy a set of cock and balls baubles to deck out your Christmas tree.
Nothing says Christmas like genitals, after all.
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