The Washington Post’s data reporter, Christopher Ingraham, shared a snippet he’d noticed on the White House briefings archive, and it’s quite something.
I somehow missed the President's extended monologue last month on the use of soup as a deadly protest weapon. "Big bags of soup." https://t.co/f5Tpsk7D9u pic.twitter.com/sCjGDzbWzv
— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) September 1, 2020
OMFG big bags of soup https://t.co/11r5AOEwon
— Molly Jong-Fast
(@MollyJongFast) September 1, 2020
Even better, Acyn Torabi dug out the video of Trump’s soup rant.
Trump in July: And you have people coming over with bags of soup and the anarchists… start throwing it at our cops… And if it hits you, that’s worse than a brick because that’s got force… And when they get caught, they say, “No, this is just soup for my family.” pic.twitter.com/xs9tcY9aA5
— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) September 1, 2020
“And then they have cans of soup. Soup.
And they throw the cans of soup.
That’s better than a brick because you can’t throw a brick; it’s too heavy. But a can of soup, you can really put some power into that, right?”
So …a brick’s too heavy, but a can is better anyway because it has force. Okay.
These five reactions say everything that needs to be said.
1.
Video game company: "So you have an idea to pitch us?"
Me: https://t.co/btwdxzj7xg— Daniel Spenser (@DanSpenser) September 1, 2020
2.
"if bag of soup hits you, that’s worse than a brick because that’s got force"
donald j. trump, professor of physic at trump university
— machine gun funk
(@4thpage) September 1, 2020
3.
Been a while since trig but I believe
force=mass(soup)/pie
So worse than bricks.
It's just good math. https://t.co/JDHJ9QXaG0
— KevinlyFather
(@KevinlyFather) September 1, 2020
4.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but alphabetical soup will kill me. pic.twitter.com/KQt0xsy37I
— McTraMAMA (@mcTrace17) September 1, 2020
5.
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a bag of soup is a good guy with a bag of soup https://t.co/ZFoUAJXavh
— dismantle the mpd (@anamariecox) September 1, 2020
You know what this means, don’t you?
Soups of Mass Destruction
— Foil Hat (@foiltophat) September 1, 2020
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Donald Trump was fact checked by CNN and it’s simply magnificent
Source @Acyn Image Screengrab, @callemac on Unsplash
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